She says the funniest things....

Me: Peyton, today is pocket day at school!  You can put something in your pocket to show your friends.  What would you like to put in your pocket?

Peyton: Ummm.... a lizard!

Me: Ummm... no.  How about a quarter and the ticket stub for your first movie?

Peyton: ok!

Peyton: Mommy, hold baby (she was going to eat dinner so I needed to hold the baby)

Me: Ok, but what do I do if the baby is sad or starts crying?

Peyton: Just drop her.

On the way home from school we saw a tractor:

Peyton: Oh tractor big. No carry tractor

Me: You are right, a tractor is too heavy.

Peyton: But Daddy a good helper.

Me: Absolutely

While in the car with Josh going to autozone:

Peyton: Po Po!

Josh: What?

Peyton: Police Car!

Peyton asked for help putting on her backpack:

Peyton: Me go to Brady house

Me & Josh: Oh, can you take Duke?

Peyton: Yep!  Come on Duke! (as she is trying to open the door)

Peyton talking to her My Little Pony ornament:

Peyton: Hi Buddy!

Elf on the Shelf:

Me: Peyton what should we name the elf?

Peyton: (silence)

Josh: Snuffle __________ (we can't remember)

Me: Sir Snuffle ___________ is too hard to pronounce. Peyton, what do you want to call the elf?

Peyton: Pee Pee

Me: Um no. Try again

Peyton: Tiger!

Me: Ok, Sir Tiger it is

(I just pray that we can change his name next year)